Thursday, June 24, 2010

Pet the Kitty

Pet the Kitty
-by Johnny

What's that?
It's a cat.
Boy it's fat.
Looks like it ate a rat.
I'm going to kill it with a bat that fat rat eating cat.
SPLAT!! =]

My husband wrote this for me back when we were dating. I had captured it for safekeeping in an e-mail and sent it to the author in November of 2006. I received a reply today ... like a message in a bottle we've relayed it back and forth. I still think (as I had the first day I received it) that the prose is cute as hell, LOL. Though it will never be awarded a Nobel Prize, it has always been a winner in my book. :-)

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